There's a certain region of the forest where I find a lot of 'Old
Speckled Hen' cans. I'm going to suggests that they're being deposited
by the same
individual, the modus operandi appears consistent, similarly crushed,
usually deposited at the base of or
wedged in a tree; an individual I'm going to call 'Speckled Jim',
after the beer and
Melchettes' boyhood pigeon from Black Adder; pigeons are usually
referred to as filthy aren’t they? Jim's a filthy man-pigeon.
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