Heavy

It's little know, but the New Forest suffers from pockets of heavy gravity. They keep it quiet so not to scare people or put them of visiting. Though, it's harmless to the passing visitor, it does have longer lasting effects on the forest wildlife, who have though adapted over time and still thrive. Here we see an example of a heavy gravity pocket pony who was born in the pocket with shorter legs to compensate for the added pressure. Locally they're known as forest dachshunds. What do you mean, I'm talking shit?