Tuesday, 23 February 2016

Oh Deer

Let this be a warning to all and any of the woodland folk who seek to meddle with my rule, said the giant stag as he place the bleached skull of his rival on the stick, high up for all to see. The woodland folk cowered and averted their eyes, they knew it was true, and that obedience was not a option, but the rule. All except the Squirrels, what with them being gobby bastards.  True story! Well, that's what I heard anyway.

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